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15.
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To eat really messy food on the floor, while EXTREMELY intoxicated, incoherent and preferably topless (a la David Hasselhoff).
"Look at Billy... he can hardly stand, but he's hoffin' that burger like a champ."

"I'd probably feel pretty sick today, if I hadn't hoffed that pizza last night"

Annie: Why is there food all over my floor?
Tim: Cuz Sarah got shitrocked and hoffed a sandwich last night.
by Neil Joshi June 04, 2007
 
16.
1.hoff, noun
To have a hoff is the same {but more polite} as saying to have a shit/crap.

2.hoff, verb
to defecate.

3.Also used with "off" as advice to go away.{more polite than fuck off}
1.I'm going for a hoff.

2.The dog has hoffed all over the lawn.

3.You get on my nerves, I wish you would hoff off.
by F A B Scott March 24, 2006
 
17.
v. To Hoff

To participate in a rather crude and unusual form of torture often performed in the name of "fun". It is not clear whether this technique has been used in Guantanamo Bay or at Abu Ghiraib Prison, but it would certainly be considered contrary to the Geneva Convention.

Involves barely clad pictures of David Hasselhoff cavorting with animals and young children and guaranteed to put you off your Weetbix.

Hoffing is frequently practiced by young ladies (the Cheryls and Lisas of the world come to mind) who think it amusing to create discomfort, but end up causing severe psychological trauma in the process ...
If she hoffs me once more, I am going to puke...
by The Hoffed May 10, 2005
 
18.
New Zealand word, the name of the cloud/steam when its so cold you can see your own breath.
I can hoff its so cold
by Dave W May 14, 2004
 
19.
def. moist substance in hair
-MELLISSA!!! youve got hoff!!
=wow thnx ivan i didnt know that
-k
by mathew November 01, 2004