Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff.

To be Hoffed – to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffee’s up-chuck mechanism.
Oh, sweet mother of Jesus, FUCKK!!!!! I’ve been Hoffed again! I’ll never open my email again.

That guy is such a butt-fucking loser! I’m gonna send him a Hoffing he will never forget!
by Ana January 11, 2005
Top Definition
Used to describe a large amount of body hair.
Wow! Look at the Hoff of chest hair on him!
by Jack & Hania June 16, 2009
To furiously scrub your skin, especially while bathing.
After getting a load of trash dumped on him while dumpster-diving, Pablo went home and hoffed at his skin for a good hour and a half.
by Hawloo September 24, 2010
1) A very large man who's sexuality is in question.

2) A lad that wears a kiss the cook apron throughout the day.
So was Hoff with a male or a female date tonight?, That guy is such a Hoff for wearing only that apron.
by badman2041 September 17, 2010
in relation to a design/artwork:

so bad it's good
man that rainbow teeshirt is so hoff!
by belegdae May 06, 2010
1. Potential nickname for individual other than David Hasselhoff. Ex. Hoffman, Worsenhoff, Hoffstein.

2. Individual feeling strong connection to David Hasselhoff due to similiar nickname; major fan of David Hasselhoff. Individual may wear "Hoff" sloganed T-shirts. Very enthusiastic partier; veiwed as life of the party. Refusing to be called by birth name with predominent ginger traits.

3. Hoff nicknamed individual; tends to label ownership of food dishes with "Hoff". Ex. "Beef Strogenhoff"
"Hoff just got here, now its a party!"

"Hey Hoff, there's a ginger over there like you!"

"Your Beef Strogenhoff is fantastic."

"Don't Hassle the Hoff."

by Woolley2615 April 21, 2008
(v.) - transitive: to engage in coital activities while having one (1) less than the normal number of either or both of the following: toe, testicle.
The one who is 'hoffed' will often perform the walk of shame afterwards. The 'hoffer' usually has distinct mongoloid features.
I can't believe I got hoffed by that one-balled, nine-toed jackass.
by Aaron Triamera March 25, 2008

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