Hoeg 

Someone who can't quite finish words or sentences without first dropping down to the floor, crawling into the foetal position, and screaming loudly for 30 seconds, before getting back up and finishing the sentence.

Oh man, you should have seen him deliver that speech, he did a Hoeg halfway through, it was so embarrassing.

Hoeg by SpannaGrimaldi September 23, 2012

hoegerlasmonique 

A strange feeling that can not be discribed. Many experienced it in life, but since its hardly noticable and hard to explain, only a few know about it.

Dude, did you feel hoegerlasmonique today?

hoegerlasmonique by Cawkz November 25, 2009

hoega 

You ever seen IG thots take pictures of them in spandex doing weird poses calling it yoga?

That's what it is: hoe + yoga = hoega.

This ain’t yoga this is what people with common sense call Hoega.

- Jamari Gillyard (YouTube comment)

hoega by celon February 26, 2021

Hoegaarden 

An exquisite Belgian wheat beer, cloudy and pale in color (referred to as white ale) with a smooth, interesting taste. Hoegaarden is hinted with coriander and orange peel, which give it its distinct flavor. According to Hoegaarden tradition, it must be drank from a hexagonal glass and finished in 3 gulps. If not finished in 3 gulps, Odin himself will personally come down from Asgard and rip out one of your friends' eyes with his bare hands.

There is no compromising the fact that Hoegaarden is the greatest beer in the world. Everybody should know it and drink it whenever possible. If you don't, then you, sir, are an idiot.

Emilio: What are you drinking?

Raj: Miller Lite.

(Thor enters the room and throws his hammer, Mjolnir, into Raj's face, ending his life.)

Emilio: Shoulda had a Hoegaarden, idiot.

Hoegaarden by Chernorizets Hrabr July 4, 2007

Hoe-G 

Hoe + Gangster = Hoe-G
A female that acts gangster and boasts about how many men they've had sex with. One who often talks shit about her other "girlfriends" who snatched a dick from her.

I wish those Hoe-Gs at the back of the bus would stfu!!!

Hoe-G by EkoJr31337 July 5, 2011

Hoegre 

(Ho-Ger) A really ugly woman that'll have sex with anyone she can get her hands on. Some extremely ugly tramps will spread their legs for just about anything that can maintain an erection. These women usually travel in packs when socializing, and break off from the main herd when prospective cocks come around.

"Wow man, you see that hoegre at the party last night??? She fucked Tom, Matt, Jack and Steve!!!!"

Hoegre by Kskizz December 30, 2011

Hoegin 

A girl that hasn't yet lost her V-card but sucks cock and balls like there is no tomorrow.

There are nothing but hoegins at this party, maybe I'll get my weiner wet.

Hoegin by scottydabody69 July 16, 2008