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Hoeless Romantic 

A Hoeless romantic is someone who wants true love from the opposite or same sex so bad yet they have no sex appeal so they are so used to getting turned down from any & everybody due to lack of confidence. They never have anyone to call or even to flirt with meaning they are completely hoeless and no one would ever want to date someone without at least one hoe. This person just loves the idea of love with someone but as long as they are hoeless they are hopeless & sit alone at a dinner table imagining romance that they will never attain.
He is always talking about wanting a relationship but no one is attracted to him." Well i guess he will forever be a Hoeless Romantic.
Hoeless Romantic by AshDgaf March 18, 2021
a person with no hoes
mili: he’s so hoeless!
person: wow :(
hoeless by anonymous December 15, 2020
the act of having no hoes
Jada was hoeless.
hoeless by Emily Haworth June 6, 2017

hoeless romantic 

Designation for a person who has no bitches, yet still wishes to gently kiss hoes who have been run through more than a marathon finish line.
"Aiden dreams of going on a date with Lakesha, you know, the one who whips Altima and has her guts rearranged approximately 34 times a day."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."
hoeless romantic by Tadeshad December 22, 2021

mister hoeless 

this man is a hoeless and loyal man that is respectful to women.
that nigga sicario like mister hoeless
mister hoeless by armednigger January 5, 2022

Hoeless Hoe 

A man or woman being used for sex, but when pursuing some of interest they are turned down and forever hoeless
"Hey bro how was is it at the party, get any hoes? Nah homie I'm just a hoeless hoe"
Hoeless Hoe by Kinglo August 28, 2021