In short, a hoe bear is generally a minor who is slutty or whorish. The best way to fend off a Hoe Bear, is to become
attractive and sexy to lure them in close distant to a light saber in which one should strike the Hoe Bear in the genitals
And it shall send the Hoe Bear fleeing to its home within the depths of its whispering eye. Some side effects of facing a
Hoe Bear are release of bowels, and irritability of cinnamon. Proceed with extreme caution!