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6. Hodge
Anyone who displays hodgelike qualities, such as getting angry for no reason and saying lame comebacks.
I told John today that I had sex with his mom. He got really angry and told me he had sex with my dad, he's such a hodge.
1. hodge
(v.) to hit someone or something with one's dick; equally effective against a gal's cheek or a national monument.

see also, dickslap
that birthday cake was sort of pissing me off, so i hodged the shit out of it. left several mushroom-shaped indentations.
by jimmyweeds May 14, 2004 add a video
2. hodge
v. to slap someone in the face with a penis.
adj. crazy
1) I totally hodged her last nite.
2) That party was hodge.
by Rolls Dec 5, 2004 add a video
3. hodge
a friend
your a good man hodge
4. hodge
another name for meth pipe.
AJ: hey I just got some g rock, but no hodge. You got one?

Gabby: only if you get me high.
5. Hodge
A complete tool; one with undiserved dillusions of grandeur; Hodges are very full of themselves, believing they possess non-existant traits of intelligence or skill; everyone knows and greatly dislikes at least one Hodge.
He thinks he's such a great artist because he can take a picture of a park bench, what a Hodge.
7. hodge
to spill or break a bottle of beer.
to spill any alcoholic beverage.
"Angus knocked over a whole beer, he's such a hodge."
"I got so hammered last night I hodged my beer."
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