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people who pack lips all day and get drunk after a game...BEST PEOPLE ALIVE
Your not a hockey player if you never packed a lip,downed a beer, or dropped the mitts. And if you are, chances are your not very good.
by rico suave January 09, 2005
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The best athletes in the world. Have to be able to take 10-20 minutes of pounding from other players, skating at 25 mph, and trying to make plays while wearing 20 lbs of equipment. Make millions of dollars per year and often have hot wives.
Mario Lemieux, Joe Sakic, and Wayne Gretzky are a few of the greatest hockey players ever. They are very rich and have really hot wives.
by Dewey June 15, 2004
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obivously the hottest type of athlete.
Girl A- did you see that guy?!?!
Girl B- Yeah...So hot!
Girl A- He's a hockey player!
Girl B-Ooooh!!!!
by dancechick333 November 09, 2007
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Those who play the sport of hockey.
Eric Lindros and Paul Kariya are hockey players.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
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A person with very poor skating skills who decides to try to whack a puck into a net on the ice while acting like a big shot. This person doesn't appreciate the fine art of figure skating, yet they spend any time off the ice at the arena looking at the butts of figure skaters.
Look at those pansies ridin' the ice like they're some sort of big shots. Bet they can't even stop on ice like us All Mighty Hockey Players. *CRASH*
by KCC Randomosity December 29, 2008
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A Canadian sport that in high school determines your popularity. The higher the level, the more popular they are.
Cody: Triple A hockey players right here

Bob: Guess your pretty popular then, eh?
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extreme coke user, snorts it all day long...
'24 hours of snorting' shit man, im a total hockey player now! 'nose falls off'
by anthony p November 02, 2004
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