2. A Canadian Sex Act -- The only thing the man wears is Ice Skates on his feet, while the girl performs a frosty mitten job, naked, while the man hold her legs, and caries her around, while motor boating her chest.
Cassidy, "Taylor, I went to Canada last weekend, and I ran into some old friends, and they were totally doing the Hockey Stick!!"
Taylor, "OMFG! That's BAD ASS!"
This US debt graph is a real hockey stick.
The world population growth chart sure looks like a big hockey stick.