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Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance.
Examples: Michael Moore, Peter Jackson.
First documented hobosexual - John the Baptist.
by mellow_harsher April 11, 2005
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a person of the opposite sex who come to visit you and wants to stay and live with you and start a relationship because they are homeless.
Chris, that hobosexual, stopped over and tried to give me a french kiss.
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Person who jumps into relationships to have a place to live.
That fool only with her for a roof, he's a hobosexual.
by K7I1N7G February 10, 2017
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Judge: "What grounds do you have for divorce Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor"

Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"
by Paco Taco de Morocco March 18, 2009
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a person who enjoys the sexual company of a homeless man or woman.
by mad1 April 16, 2005
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The attraction to homeless people.
There's just something about that musty smell.
Firend: I have something to tekll you.
Other Friend: What?
Friend: I'm a hobosexual.
Other Friend: WTF is that?
Friend: Ya know that guy that lives under that overpass by the mall?....
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Homeless man who will perform gay sexual acts for soup.
All the guys at work called Brian a hobosexual because he could not wait for shower time to earn his next meal.
by forging ahead June 08, 2014
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