| 57. | Water Hobo | ||
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A hobo who lives in a tent on the beach, and is dragged away into the ocean and stranded with nothing but seaweed and salt to eat. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I'm gonna camp on the beach and become a water hobo!" |
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| 58. | Hobo Ball | ||
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A game played in the living room of students who live in questionable, downtown areas. While holding a Hobo Beating Stick (the end of a broken hockey stick used in self-defense in the event of a break-in), the player is pitched to with a small ball. The object of the game is to hit the ball at different pieces of furniture around the living room. Players recieve scores depending on which piece of furniture they hit. Chief: "I'm bored. Let's play Hobo Ball."
Fatty: "Nice, I hit the couch so I get 10 points!" Nigroni: "I hit nothing, so I get no points." |
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| 59. | Hobo Bait | ||
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When a hobo finds you attractive. While carrying out my groceries from the supermarket a group of hobos noticed me. I realized my groceries made me, "Hobo Bait".
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| 60. | Hobo Shank | ||
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A hobo shank is the act in which a person (usually a drunk hobo) straightens their hand so that their fingers are tightly knit together and pointing straight out and then hand shanks someone. The Shanker shanks the female with their hand in between the breast and shoulder blade, directly underneath the arm-pit. This renders the female paralyzed with pain (similar to the inhumane and forbidden sacking of a male) and then succumbs to the Shankee for a night of blissful love making in the alleyway. In modern culture, the hobo shank relates to a immature feud between couples or friends in which a "hobo shank" threat is issued to a female, such as a blow to the testicles would be administered to the male. "Chris you whore! Who is this b**** texting you a booty call?!?"
"Woman, i'm trying to drive the vehicle! Now stop messing around or else i'll hobo shank you!" |
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| 61. | hobo dildo | ||
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it is when a hobo takes a shit puts it in a freezer and shapes it into a dildo person1: you see that hobo there
person2: ye person1:he's makin a hobo dildo person2: thats just dirty!!! |
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| 62. | Hobo Style | ||
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Taken from the theme song for "The Littlest Hobo", Hobo Style is defined as a sex act when a man and woman are having sex Doggy Style, and the man urinates in the woman. This is how a Hobo Dog (like in the show) would do it! Wow, did you see the Littlest Hobo last night? He gave it to a poodle Hobo Style!
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| 63. | Refined Hobo | ||
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a person where you can't tell if they are a hobo or if that is really their personal style. The refined hobo can be a person who (if it really is their personal style) purposely puts holes and bangs up their clothing. Kari: Oh, look. Poor guy! He's a hobo....
Hannah: I actually think he's dressing like that on purpose. Kari: Wow. WHY? Hannah: He's a refined hobo! |
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