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1. Hobknocker
An allegedly defamatory aspersion of ostensible British origon used chiefly to assert the recipient's overt practice of something decidedly "gross" and "illegal"; as spoken in the American sitcom television series "iCarly".
"You filthy American hobknockers!
2. hobknocker
A large hariy guy or woman who in there spare time likes to molest small animals and also elephants, they like llamas and like to munch on the nostrils of several kangaroos(mainly austrailan).
On the african grasslands, underneath the ground, hobknockers lurk. They creep until one unsuspecting gazelle or the above said animals are alone, and much like a child predator, SNATCHES THE ANIMAL UP IN ITS MONSTROUS TEETH ! Beware of these odd creepy men, that also like hairy, bingo-winged 50+ ladies.
3. hobknocker
one who masturbates in public restrooms
Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.
4. hobknocker
a person who masterbates in public and therefore it is illegal.
check out that hobknocker.

dude thats awsome and illegal.
5. hobknocker
To hit someone in the face with the penis.
He was a real hobknocker!
6. Hobknocker
1- Someone who has sex with animals (and is apparently illegal)

2- Someone who pushes, or knock over, a hobo or bum
You are a filthy hobknocker!

British people call American people hobknockers becuase they find it insulting.

She knocked a homeless man on his unbathed ass, she must be a hobknocker
7. hobknocker
animal rapist
mary is a hobknocker!!
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