A rare bird found in the Amazonian Rainforest. Said to have similar features to that of a shark cross toucan. It is generally agressive and has shown no other emotions. Tends to hang around trees that has the colour of ebony. Scientist have concluded that it is close to extinction due to its inability to find mates that are geniuinely interested in it, they are often led on in relationships.
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