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Abbreviation of "Ho Bag;" can be used as either a term of endearment or combined with "pros" (short for prostitute; pronounced "pross") to become the ultimate insult. (Only applies to females; for the male version, see "Hobe-lover").
"Hey Hobe! I'll share my sweet potato fries with you!"

or

"You're a size 20 Hobe-pros!"
by Team Gibbs January 13, 2009
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One who performs action or presents themselves on a very hobolike or poor and unprofessional manner
Dude that guy wired this panel totally hobes
by MG August 10, 2003
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a person that sits inside and masturbates all day and has no freinds becaus they are either too quite or a geek.
You stupid hobe, no wonder you have no freinds.
by Ghetoman April 12, 2003
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abrieviation of hobo. a homeless person
'there are too many hobes in this town'
by MC Boonge August 13, 2003
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A small creature, that carries diseases such as people obsessing and general gayness. EVERY GROUP HAS ONE
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OMG STOP BEING SUCH A MOFO-ING HOBE
by Laura, Jills, Laura, Rachel October 28, 2008
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A small creature, that carries diseases such as people obsessing and general gayness. EVERY GROUP HAS ONE
(:
OMG STOP BEING SUCH A MOFO-ING HOBE
by Laura, Jills, Laura, Rachel October 28, 2008
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a person who stays inside and masturbates and never makes any freinds becaus they are either too quiet or a geek
You stupid hobe! No wonder you have no freinds.
by Ghetoman April 02, 2003
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