"Whole Bag of Boobs" OR "Ho-bag with Boobs". Time, place, and level of inebriation dictates witch definition is describing the female in question.
ME: "Honey, Brandon is coming over for dinner tonight"
WIFE: "Is he bringing anyone with him?"
ME: "Yes, he's bringing Hobagaboobs"
WIFE: "Wait, does this one have a whole bag of boobs or is she a Ho-bag with boobs?"