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1.
The Hob Gobbler is the name a of a legendary trickster figure that lives along Pine Mountain in the Appalachian Mountains. It is a devil that takes the form of a turkey, which sometimes grants wishes but sometimes pays tricks on those who seek it out.
Well he may show up to help if he said he would, but that boy aint no more reliable nor trustworthy than the old Hob Gobbler himself.
by JLApp July 13, 2013
 
2.
Hob-gobbler. Noun.

A variant of the welsh 'Gobbler'. Where by the Gobbler paints himself green and proceeds to gobble inordinate amounts of glory cock. A sickening sight.

Mostly performed at night and against the wishes of Christ.
Naim: Duuude, why's the Gobbler painted green?

Aled: Don't you know? Every wednesday he becomes the Hob-gobbler

Naim: Duuude! That boy is an unholy motherfucker.
by adebayormiddletondrive May 07, 2009
 
3.
A glutton. One who wolfs down food in a virtuosic or beastly manner.
Takeru Kobayashi is such a hobgobbler. How the hell can a 172- pound Japanese man down 49 hot dogs?

Get your face outta the pudding, you hobgobbler!
by someone took my name =| April 25, 2006
 
4.
A glutton.

One who gormadizes, acts like a piggy, or has a tendency to wolf down food in a virtuosic or uncontrollable manner.
That hobgobbler sure knows how to clean his plate. Jeez, look at him stuff his face in that butterscotch pudding. He should go into competitive eating when he gets older.
by Insufficient Postage February 09, 2006
 
5.
Well you see individuals have hobbies in life.... These hobbies are carried out to bring pleasure and fulfillment into one's life. A Hob Gobbler is an individual who's hobby is Gobbling on the Dick. This person's needs are met when they Gobble the dick. Even your mom could be a Hob Gobbler, but there is no shame in this. Hob Gobblers are some of the most enjoyable people, especially when drunk.
I hope I run into a Hob Gobbler at the bar!!!

My dick looked like a wrinkly cucumber after that Hob Gobbler was done with it!!!!

That Hob Gobbler was gobbling more than my bobble head was bobblin.

When I woke up this morning my nutz looked like dried prunes. I knew at that point I was Hob Gobbled....
by Reggy Reemer July 28, 2010
 
6.
someone who lives in a hob and gobbles
josh is such a hob gobbler
by T.C. November 24, 2003