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1. The true meaning of a man. Strong minded and witty. This is truly one of a kind; priceless treasure.

2. The epitome of a pimp. Gentleman by day. Freak by night. Also a great lover and friend. To which do you indulge?
Gahhh Damnnnn Hoan is a pimp! I wonder if he'll be my lover.
by Hoan April 12, 2005
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Is Hoan a feeling? A place? A person? We may never know.
Girl #1: Does anyone know what a Hoan is yet?
Girl #2: Nope
by The Herp of All Derps July 10, 2016
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Asian wannabe K-pop star who is too much of a wuss to ask a girl and can be considered white trash, Single, Never can get a girlfriend, breaks peoples heart, lives with his parents until he dies and is VERY Dumb IQ is -Infinity. Has hair like a rat and is hiding boners with jackets.
Her: I love you
Him: ...ok
Her: Your such a Hoan
Him: HELL YEAH
by TheLegend069 February 16, 2017
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