I was gonna meet you dare ba my babydaddy took my phone an I dun loss my key so when I got to where I could call you I din have no money to call cuz I lef my purse in my sista's friend's car an she hada go ta work, you know. So I borrowed some money from this guy I know dat live ner me so if you could give me sun mo cash so I can pay him back dat would be great...plus I don't want him mad at me cuz he just outta jail and he know where I live and I gotz kids, you know...and dis aint no Ho-Fo neevr!

What's up, Ho-Fo?