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A truncation of someone's name. Whose first name begins Ho, and whose second name begins No. An oaf. A lummox. A fool. A miscreant. A fake. A phoney. An ill talented, overhyped guy.
"Ho No, man, he just doesn't get it. He just doesn't know what he's talking about. Fucking Ho No."
by TonyHoagland February 29, 2004
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Kind of like saying oh no! but much more serious.
HONO! I just got assfucked by that organic chemistry exam.
by degenhoe April 27, 2017
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Like mono but instead of illness being transferred through kissing it is transferred through hugging.
Jeff was sick and hugged Amy now she has hono.
by AandKH December 19, 2010
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yaaa joo are a hono!
by DeVo March 20, 2003
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acting gay but not being actually gay
John is next to girlfriend making out "your gay john"
by Anonymous March 26, 2003
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A form of greeting.

A call one would use to obtain the attention of another person.

Usually yelled out loud.
Steve: "Hey, there's Mike."
Zach: "Ho no!!!"
Mike replies: "Ho no!!!" and proceeds to meet Steve and Zach.
by Zach Kaczmarek December 21, 2006
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The process of dirtying ones shoes.
Oisin converse were way too clean, so i told him to hono them.../Get them hono'd
by CloudsOfChlamydia May 31, 2007
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