hmp
Acronym for: Humping My Pillow

when someone is pushed to extreme boredom and has no one around to please them...
Yo so bored... hmp.
by HMP_ALL_DAY69 April 24, 2011

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hmp
hit my phone
he hmp earlier, but i'm not fuckin wit him right now
by bmore-ryder July 03, 2011

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Hmp
A form of sighing when you dont have anything better to say.
Hmp, I'm bored.
by Omgitsariel August 25, 2009

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hmp
Hold My Potatoes
Hey Jess could you hmp?
by iceman90210 August 19, 2013

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hmp
hold my poodle.
Here. hmp.
by harhar1991 April 16, 2011

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hit my penis
Yo gurl hmp, i know you want too
by hmugirl July 12, 2011

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hMp
Used for describing a CS player with perfect awareness, aim and game sense.
"That guy just wiped a team by himself using only 5 bullets! He must be hMp!"
by imhotep January 23, 2013

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HMP
Her Majesty's Prison

Prison/Jail/Pem
Exmaple 1: Just got out of the HMP for minor charges.
by Paranoid Tiger October 15, 2011

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