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9.
HMP
Home made Patron - A mixture of cheap tequila and coffee liquer. Tastes just like the real deal without the hefty price tag.For added bonus, decanter into an empty bottle of Patron and party like a rock star.
Acountant : Hey Diddy! Good thing someone invented HMP. Now we can make decent Rap videos again and let all the props go crazy with the HMP, and still make a profit...
Diddy : Whatever holmes
by littleneros June 15, 2010
 
1.
Hmp
A form of sighing when you dont have anything better to say.
Hmp, I'm bored.
by Omgitsariel August 25, 2009
 
2.
hmp
hit my phone
he hmp earlier, but i'm not fuckin wit him right now
by bmore-ryder July 03, 2011
 
3.
hmp
Hold My Potatoes
Hey Jess could you hmp?
by iceman90210 August 19, 2013
 
4.
hMp
Used for describing a CS player with perfect awareness, aim and game sense.
"That guy just wiped a team by himself using only 5 bullets! He must be hMp!"
by imhotep January 23, 2013
 
5.
hmp
hit my penis
Yo gurl hmp, i know you want too
by hmugirl July 12, 2011
 
6.
hmp
hold my poodle.
Here. hmp.
by harhar1991 April 16, 2011
 
7.
Hmp
High Maintenance Punkin'

Pet name for when your wife spends a lot of money.

Or buys more things she already has, just newer models.
"I'm going to build a new closet for for my HMP's boots and clothes"
by Concerned Husband November 02, 2013