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a man with a K/D ratio of 6,000,000/1
You will NEVER beat hitler's k/d ratio
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A vegetarian who was rejected from art school twice. He is recognized as one of the most (if not the most) influential public speakers.
That hipster in Speech and Debater reminds me a lot of Hitler
by Kakhak December 24, 2010
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Hitler is a German leader of Austrian descent, who failed his career as a painter and started the World War II in 1939, and besides 6 million Jews, he killed another 20 million people of various European nationalities, but nobody ever mentions of them.
Hitler wrote "Mein Kampf", a book where he presented his racialist ideas.
by Anteater17 January 27, 2006
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verb, to Hitler someone; ie, smudge poop on their upper lip, creating the illusion of a Hitler-style moustache. Usually performed while the victim is sleeping.
1) "Guess what I did? Wayne pissed me off, so I Hitlered him while he was napping."
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Hitler is well-known business man who's famous for selling mugs, t-shirts and magnets on UrbanDictionary.com.
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A demonized man that worked for the betterment of Germany. He achieved a number of great things, such as Germanies first highway the autobon(sp?).
Hitlers Government discovered smoking was a serious health concern long, long, long before western democracies began to take the hints of notice about smoking. It also took steps to ensure their women knew about the dangers of smoking to their unborn children.
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Commonly mistaken for the dictator who lead the Nazi party in World War 2, and had millions of people, both Jewish and other, slaughtered.

This is not the case. The man who did that was actually Santa, in a cunning disguise as the Austrian. He did this to be able to vent his unbridled hate for the Jews, while still being loved by most of the world.

During this time Hitler was actually ridding the world of the unspeakable evil, Superman, and after an epic battle, he defeated him, without the use of kryponite, or any similar element. Unfortunately his body was destroyed when Superman let out his final burst of power.

However, a canadian mechanic found his destoyed body, and replaced it with a robot form, resulting in what is now a powerful force for good, Super Mecha Hitler.
Hitler did not actually lead the Nazi party during World War 2, but did don the uniform worn by Santa while impersonating him, as well as a cape with the Swastika on it.

He is now a robot, known as Super Mecha Hitler, and is a force for good.

During his life he displayed boundless acts of love, charity, and courage. He was not in any way, shape or form a racist.
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