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A thumb in either the anal or vaginal orifice while in the doggiestyle position. I might have married the bitch if she had been down with the hitchhiker.
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One who knows where his or her towel is. Ford Prefect is one hell of a hitchhiker; he knows where his towel is. What a cool frood.
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A hitchhiker is an individual who travels the universe without the use of a ship of their own. Popular hitchhikers are Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect. Contrary to popular belief, Zaphod Beeblebrox is not technically a hitchhiker because he owns a ship which he has stolen (see: heart of gold)
Also, it is a common misconception that a hitchhiker is someone who knows where his towel is. This fact is only true to froody (cool and together) hitchhikers, giving rise to the popular expression "that frood really knows where his towel is". Arthur Dent and Tricia McMillan are two examples of "froody" hitchhikers The best hitchhikers have all seen the restaraunt at the end of the universe.
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one whose primary mode of travel is hitchhiking, or (usually free) rides from motorists on the highway A hitchhiker may follow a semi-nomadic lifestyle
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A being, human or otherwise, that randomly asks strangers for rides in transportation devices when in need of such a service. Their destination can vary, parts of the galaxy, parts of America, the important places mostly. Most are fearless, yet stupid and reckless. Fuck no, your a Hitchhiker! I know your kind!
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Someone who knows where their towel is. That Ford Prefect is one hell of a hitchhiker; he knows where his towel is.
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A combination of The Lonely Trucker and The Stranger, a hitchhiker is when a man sits on his arm until it becomes numb, then slaps his ham while driving. If you want to take the Lonely Trucker to the next level, try the Hitchhiker, it's like there's a whole nother person in the car.
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A clingy, highly potent fart, with a sharp tang. The hitchhiker often appears at tense social gatherings and high protocol events, in which farting with discretion is mandatory at all times. One's cover is blown as the farter's poison spreads and clings to clothing and accessories, leaving a comet trail of scent behind or even advancing before the person in question, all but raising a flag of undeniable guilt. Winston Churchill was infamous for his "hitchhikers", and he used them shrewdly and strategically to gain leverage with diplomats and dignitaries. Some clairvoyants and mystics can actually see the fart shape or fart avatar of the hitchhiker as it follows its "host" around the room. Also known as the ballroom blitz, cushion creeper, and theNatchez Ninja. "Carter's having trouble ditching that hitchhiker, crikey!"
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