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When a girl is on her knees giving a blowjob and she puts her arm between your legs and puts her hand in a hitch hiking position and puts her thumb up your ass.
That girl gave me a hitch hiker, and i got the best of both worlds.
by Matt Gilberg (Dream Team February 15, 2005
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Hitch Hiker - The act of defecating in an individuals traveling instruments. Examples: (These range from least hitch-hikerish to the original hitch hiker.)

- Female's Purse
- Friends Backpack

- The trunk of a car
- The back seat of a car

History:
The origin of the Hitch Hiker developed out of an "Upper Decker" gone wrong. One word. Revenge.

That revenge came in the soft brown form of fecal matter residing in the back seat of a beat up four door sedan. It expanded into other various forms of the hitch hiker, some still being discovered across the glob.

However, the soul intent to place the poo in another persons traveling instruments remains.
"He upper decked me, so I gave him a hitch hiker"

"I woke up in the back seat to his girlfriend giving him road head... I didn't like the fact that was going on while I was sleeping in the back seat.. but I didn't want to be a cock blocker, so I quietly left a hitch hiker in his back seat as a friendly thank you."

"She told my friend that she wanted to have my babies, so I left a hitch hiker in her purse to make sure she wouldn't call me again."
by CaptainCheckAHoe June 20, 2010
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when you fart and it travels uo your crack and pops out the top of the anus or the oppisite direction going up next to your testicles.
wow that fart sounded funny mike was that a hitch hiker oh yeah right next to the nuts.
by kevon December 21, 2002
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A thumb in either the anal or vaginal orifice while in the doggiestyle position.
I might have married the bitch if she had been down with the hitchhiker.
by John Clever March 19, 2003
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A hitchhiker is an item that is placed in a geocache, and has instructions to travel to other caches.
Sometimes they have logbooks attached so you can log their travels.
A Travel Bug is an example of a hitchhiker
Placed a hitchhiker in the last cache i found, i sure hope it travels the world!
by outlive December 17, 2006
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also see stranger A hitch-hiker is where you make your hand go numb and masturbate. Similar to a stranger but done in a car.
I couldn't wait to get home to give myself a starnger, so I decided to give my self a hitch-hiker.
by Big Mac March 08, 2005
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n.: (slang) a small nugget of fecal matter attached to the hindquarters of an animal such as a cat or dog; especially common among long-haired species.

syn: dingleberry
"Quick, get Muffins off of the new duvet! He has a hitchhiker on his butt!"
by EmmyFoofoo May 05, 2008
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