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1. The cure for the common man.

2. a profesisonal date doctor; a sefless individual who helps another man up his game. "Hit it and quit it" is not appropriate.
Note: past semi-pimp experience (in a more sincere and loyal way) is required to be designated as "Hitch."

3. Willing to put in the long hours, has the passion, the heart, the desire, the intensity and onions to get the job done.

4. One of Will Smith's movies.
"That guy, he's Hitch. If you want to sweep that girl off her feet, he'll give you the right broom."
by Ace n Hitman January 30, 2006
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by jenniejinx November 22, 2010
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when you fuck up or trip. usually when you are drunk or high. you can also verbal hitch, when you mess up your words. if you hitch and someone calls you on it u gotta touch metal or whoever called it can hit you.
that was a huge hitch!!
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
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to get on a dick, dildo, or whatever fits
by collin z. March 08, 2009
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To thrust a sharp object, often a knife but possibly a #2 pencil or whatever else is handy, into another's flesh.
When my stepbrother hit my sister, I had to hitch that fag master.
by Prince of the Rodeo March 11, 2003
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Mixture of Hitler and bitches.

Also a group of racist people.
Maria: See those trump supporters.

Juan: Fucking HITCHES !!!
by Lovelyprince November 13, 2016
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