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Da most amazing person in da world. I love dem so much. Dey are very kind, and sweet, and perfect in every way. Words cannot describe their greatness.
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Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin 

These two are the twins of Ouran High School Host Club. They tend to tease Tamaki Suoh and enjoy pulling pranks on other members or friends.

Generally their entire display is a forbidden love between two brothers, also known as twincest or Hitachiincest.

They were originally only prone to spending time with each other due to people never being able to tell them apart (and their parents were always too busy to pay attention to them). However, when Haruhi Fujioka came around they soon had another person to add into their little circle of trust.

They often play the "Which one is Hikaru?" game in order to stump their fellow students (the only way to tell them apart, so they think, is which way they part their hair which they change daily). However, in the anime an easier way to tell them apart is their voices.

Their trust issues originated from a maid who had worked for their parents who betrayed them. They had liked her because she would play with them, but upon stealing money from their family they caught her in the middle of the act in which she said, "No one will ever be able to tell you two apart!"

Hikaru Hitachiin is more notorious for causing trouble than his younger brother Kaoru. He also has been known to have a small crush on Haruhi Fujioka (though he does not know it, while Kaoru does).
Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin are known as "The Little Devil Type" according to Renge.

Mr. Hitachi 

Nickname used in polite conversation for the Hitachi Magic Wand, the world's most popular vibrator and a girl's best friend.
After watching Johnny Depp in The Tourist, I am in serious need of a visit with Mr. Hitachi!
Mr. Hitachi by JettaC September 24, 2011
An abbreviation for the Hitachi Magic Wand, a personal massaging device infamous for being more commonly used as a sex toy.
A. "Those hitachis are good massagers"
B. *Looks at A suspiciously*
A. "What?"
Hitachi by chiffmonkey April 10, 2011

hitchling 

noun

a child void of religious indoctrination who is encouraged to read broadly and to seek the truth unapologetically

(In memoriam of Christopher Hitchens)
Her parents are skeptics, so they are raising her as a hitchling.
hitchling by Phaenarete December 18, 2011

Hitachiincest 

Hitachiincest is a term used when reffering to the homosexual act/relationship between Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin from the manga turned anime Ouran High School Host Club or Ouran Koukou Host Club by Bisco Hatori.
Hitachiincest is a hell of a sexy sight to behold.
Hitachiincest by Ryoga-chan September 6, 2008