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My current study of education. What I plan to attend college for this coming spring/summer semester. To become a teacher. Film educational documentaries. Historic Preservation is my interest in life.
Kelly: In short the preservation of history we can restore humanity and hopefully break down the barriers of war to a new presence of survival:)

Guy: You baby lemme get that butt!
Kelly: Rewind history to the point where you started that sentence. Erase it. Say something with intelligent and We'll talk Sir.

Guy: Your no fun:(

Kelly: I have priority's to my family and myself to preserve what is missing in a Nation in war. Hopefully to teach that Even Rasmus in the 30's spoke of love vs. war. K rations (candy) being thrown to children in the streets by the soldiers. Even during the Six Years War there are many accounts of story's of people finding hope threw love. The preservation of humanity lay within the preservation of history and it's accounts. To become accountable people in the future:)
by KellyCollegeboundYESSS!:) January 15, 2010
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1.
The tale of how many different nations, from all across the world, gained their independence from Great Britain.
This country used to be part of Britain, but it's independent now.
by birdboy2000 September 28, 2004
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2.
1)A helpful course, usually taught in school, where students learn that Hitler was bad and jackshit else.

2) What you must frequently erase to hide your porn tracks.
Dude! I can't believe you asked if Stalin was still alive in history class! He's been dead hundreds of years!

Screw having to clean my history, I'm using kazaa for my downloading needs.
by RebelWithoutaClause December 21, 2004
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3.
The events of the past, filtered through the minds of the present.
That one drunken night is history.
by Jose Arbena February 28, 2005
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4.
What repeats itself over and over and over again.
by cynic February 19, 2003
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5.
Events that occured in the past.
World War One is history.
by anonymous August 27, 2003
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The study of the past. 'History' is often used to mean 'historical knowledge' when in reality 'history' is the process of researching the past using the available evidence, cross referencing and establishing 'historical knowledge'.

Historians argue about whose interpretation is most valid. These debates often last decades and are only resolved when either one side's research is shown to be of poor quality, or when new evidence comes to light proving one interpretation more valid.

Postmodernists argue that history is rubbish because they reckon that it impossible to understand al the motivations of the creator of the surce material which 'history' uses to forge historical knowledge. They're wrong.
History: Hey, guys, i went though the archives and cross reference the kings accounts with his requests for money from Parliament.

Hitorical Knowledge: Hitler intended for WW2 to start, but not in 1939. His foriegn policy was ideologically driven.
by flankergeek June 22, 2006
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1. A pretty decent class where you can learn about anything ranging from the Egyptians to the Rennaissance to World War II, and much more.

2. A channel on TV that basically shows about 10% real history and the rest utter bullshit.

3. Something that overprotective parents check to see if you are looking at porn or something innocent like neopets or Wikipedia.
1. I have history class 4th block... can't wait.
2. How does Ice Road Truckers have to do with History??

3. Dude, look at my history, it is full of xxx porn. Gotta delete it before my mom finds out.
by Lil Duff 2008 August 15, 2008
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