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When one masturbates with their left hand because everyone else masturbates with their right. "Everyone shakes with their right hand, so you can't let your right be soft! That's why I masturbate with my left hand."
"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?" "Yeah" "Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit." |
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