1. A rare plant of the genus Citharexylum native to certain “districts” of Austin, Texas. Characterized by fuzzy stalks and cool flip-brims, these plants are pleasant to the sight of Homo sapiens. Although generally harmless, caution should be used when approaching these plants. The use of an irony defense shield is recommended.
2. Anyone who has ever touched a guitar or looks like Mickey Mouse.
Example: But of course, Claire. The theatre programme starts at 7 o’clock. Shall we, hipster-gangsta?