Top Definition
A chronic motor neuron condition typified by persons exiting the subway and suddenly freezing in their tracks while staring at their phones until achieving a GPS lock on their location.
I nearly tripped over this guy in full hipster paralysis on my way over here.
by Noumenontreal August 02, 2013
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