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A quiet, shy, and content hippopotamus that frequently sends brilliant pieces of writing to literary magazines under the humble and secretive name of anonymous.
-Dude these articles are so insightful and enlightening!
-I know man... I wish I could tell the world about this author but I don't even know who wrote it!
-Yeah man, must be a Hippononymous. Much respect to that mind.
by Saslbury69 October 10, 2011

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