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1.
a fat person at a party trying to find someone to makeout with.

Jason: Geez Marge, look at that poor slutty Hippokissamus trying to get LeRoy.
Marge: It's never going to happen, he's not even drunk yet.

by Martin_D August 11, 2007

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fat girl get laid makeup or slutty to trying whatever