An overgrown child who may occasionally abuse drugs and alcohol to cope with their impossible ideals in the modern world. Often they are the spawn of wealth and they choose to distance themselves from the paths of their parents in a pathetic attempt to feel "unique." Sometimes going so far as to change their names to something like Asia, Sky, Kukka, Sunray or Zennia. While this person is not a total fuck up (which would be okay because there is likely a trust fund safety net in place), this person has a tendency live life extremely carelessly. The only exception to this sense of carelessness is if they are over-angered by environmental policy, animal rights or George Bush. Which probably is just a scapegoat for how much they hate their rich parents. The resulting lifestyle may include any number of characteristics such as: mind numbing and god awful dancing along with a serious passion for meaningless jam bands that feature endless meandering guitar solos. A loss of interest in maintaining personal hygiene. A terrible lower back tattoo almost always involving a flower, fairy, butterfly or tribal nonsense. Exceptionally long hair everywhere (especially in undesirable regions of the body). Hair is often matted, ratted, oily or in unequal clumps of dreds.
Our couch smells like piss, shit and incense. Did Jazzerus sleep over last night? I'm pretty sure I saw him jump in his Audi and drive off early this morning. Jesus Christ that fucking hippie is confused.
by Jock Donny January 29, 2009
Definition #1:
Happy Intelligent People Promoting Infinate Enlightenment.

Definition #2
Homeless Ignorant People Promoting Infinate Entertainment.
The three "H" club
#1 High Holy Hippie
#2 Homeless Hippies from Hell
by Yonder August 24, 2004
An term referring to certain liberals. To qualify, not all libs are hippies. However, if they smoke pot, don't work, and wouldn't fight off a rapist due to their pacifism, and do it all in the name of "peace" they are probably a hippie
Hippies are delusional potheads.
by Hairmetal October 21, 2003
Someone who expects something for nothing.
Many hippies come from upper class families and mooch off their parents all the way through grad school. They then become teachers or full tenured professors. Thus they never have worked a day in their lives.
by bill the cat September 10, 2008
A guy from the 60s
Check out my dad the hippie!
by Jewish April 01, 2003
There arnt Hippies anymore. The hippies were in the 60's and most often had a cause modern hippies are most often just wannabes who puff
by Lenny from the Lot April 01, 2003
The uneducated yet patriotic citizens during the Vietnam War were ALOT more understanding of the rights the government was taking away from them. This was because of the ignorant hippies throwing eggs and such at our soldiers getting off planes. The government could just blame the hippies and everyone would believe it.
Stupid fucking hippies, no concept of human nature and the true reasons of war.
by Elitist January 04, 2004
Someone who smokes alot of pot is called a "stoner".There is nothing wrong with "stoners" at all.Stoners are cool man.

Hippies are fucked.

Hippies are evil,satanic bastards espousing "new age" beliefs and eastern religions and neo-paganism and feminazism and "spirtuality" through the use of LSD.They also heavily promoted COMMUNISM which was a horrible idea.Then they all grew up and now they're all rich bastards who never stop whining about Bush.They also chop down trees and move into once pristine areas and totally Californicate the shit out of it and leave the land stripped and bare after they've used up all of the natural resources.Because quote:"if they can't live in a peaceful,quiet little mountain town like South Park then no one can,muahahahaha." un-quote:
A hippie is someone who needs to have their fucking face bashed in.
by peace out,bitch September 18, 2005

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