1. (n) A hipster who is also or is also being a hypocrite; A hypocrite who is a hipster; A hipster.
2. (n) A portmanteau of hypocrite and hipster.
Pronunciation: hipə · o · krit · ster
Nearly synonymous with hipstercrite
Justin: Did you know Austin buys most of his clothes at dolce&gabbana but he won't shut up about his stupid mustache peirced nipples and other general hipster crap he might be pretending to be into?
Matt: Man, Austin is such a hipocritester.
Justin: Uh, i think you mean hipster.
Matt: Yeah, same thing.
Other Matt: What?