|1.||Hip Modern Day Stoner|
A person born no later than the 1980's who indulges in the wonders of smoking weed. These people aren't your average stoner though, tie die and birkenstocks are worn sometimes, but being fashionable and ahead of the curve are key. These people enjoy their blazing at inventive and creative spots ranging from urban to deep forest settings. THey get high and discuss crazy things, do crazy activities, and most of all listen to Next Level Music.
Today, our crew of hip modern day stoners drove a couple miles outside of town in our speedy Audi and hiked to a spiritual spot in the woods wearing fashionable attire and proceeded to smoke bong rips until we were based level 10. WE then had a stick fight and screamed made up words and listened to dubstep and insane beats.