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(n.) A debilitating sickness which can present a wide range if symptoms which include: Unsightly buboes, bloating, flatulence resulting from impaired operation of the gastro-intestinal tract, meningial swellings resulting in reduced cognitive performance and which may lead to mental retardation in later stages of the disease, discoloration of epithelial tissue, especially at the extremities.
It looks to me like she has a Hinkering, stay back!
by Dddt May 30, 2010