The greatest event to have occured in footballing history. A bunch of stinking, rat-eating, bin-dipping pikey scum getting squashed like rats by their own kind. All rightly deserved death.
Self-pity cunts milking it since 1989.
Self-pity cunts milking it since 1989.
by jon paul g February 4, 2008
A place containing less than twenty thousand people in central New Jersey. Generally filled with fags and disrespecting people. Do not go online because you will get raped as everyone knows you are from a faggy place immediately and will act accordingly. Hillsborough High School is a great place and is pretty good for how much money they spend on it except the foot ball team "famously" sucks. The past few years of HHS have been hell, however, so do not pass Go and do not collect $200. The people in the school (all races) get very racist and evil and territorial, going as far to start bitch flame wars on social networking sites, this site, and twitter, and the as the girls grow older they get sluttier. The juniors and seniors will stop at nothing to make you feel like killing yourself even if it means sucking off some guy's dick to get there. Seriously. You are better off in military school.
online forum
Hillsborough girl: HeY mY NaMe Is MeLrOsE bUt every1 calls me MEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person not from Hillsborough: F*** off
Hillsborough girl: HeY mY NaMe Is MeLrOsE bUt every1 calls me MEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person not from Hillsborough: F*** off
by Tampa12238 January 17, 2012
yo! let's get da fuk outta hillsborough,ain't nuffin to do in dis boring ass town.plus the stupid sherrifs deputies just wanna harrass ya anyway.
by nigga on da trigga December 7, 2007
A large, predominantly white town in New Jersey whose residents regularly abuse illegal substances in the depressant, hallucinogenic, and amphetamine classes. Residents are also known to listen to emo music and participate in extreme sports such as snowboarding, mountain biking, and sailing.
I went to Hillsborough last week and found my friends drinking 40's, smoking pot, and snorting adderall in their parents' basement while their dad sat upstairs oblivious to the shenanigans occuring under his roof.
by Studio 95 January 6, 2012
n. A North Carolina State tradition that takes place on the last Friday of the school semester (the week before exams). Participants include current students, alumni and their guests. The event begins at Players Retreat and with the purchase of an alcoholic beverage at every location on Hillsboro Street and unofficially ends at PB's or at the hiker's discretion.
"Hey man! Are you studying for exams Friday night since they start on Monday?" "What? Do you think I go to UNC? I'm goin on the Hillsborough Hike!!"
by projectpatt02 December 8, 2006
Richest city in the SF bay area. I would say "if Palo Alto was Compton, Hillsborough would be Palo Alto," but even that doesn't stress how incredibly rich the place is. According to Wikipedia, it's the richest place in the US with at least 10000 people. The houses there are typically big enough to get lost in, literally. That's just the norm. The streets are absolutely silent. All anyone wants to do is hang in their giant mansion all day like they've been training their entire life to be shallow like that. The people there are also incredibly cold. If you get hit by a car there, you're dead. No one will help you unless you're a millionaire (most here are). In the same way that people have a skewed view of the world, that most people are their gender, even if they know mathematically it's not true, these people see most of the world as being millionaires (a title most everyone in the city has). They can't RELATE to us. Think PA is shallow? It's about 1000x worse in Hillsborough.
Here's my theory: if everyone with this mental disease that causes them only to care about money and never give them the desire to leave their house, their trophy of income, lives in the same place, they'll all be in their own separate houses as to not bother each other. If they lived in separate cities, ones where most people cared about the outside world, they would by bother by our noisy walking on the street. That's why the mentally diseased get to live in pure peace.
Here's my theory: if everyone with this mental disease that causes them only to care about money and never give them the desire to leave their house, their trophy of income, lives in the same place, they'll all be in their own separate houses as to not bother each other. If they lived in separate cities, ones where most people cared about the outside world, they would by bother by our noisy walking on the street. That's why the mentally diseased get to live in pure peace.
Guy: Some bad driver in PA got partway onto the sidewalk and hit me when I was walking downtown. My leg is broken now. About 40 people passed before someone asked if I was okay, 100 before someone helped me up.
Me: It could be much, much, much, much worse. We could be living in HILLSBOROUGH, CALIFORNIA!!!
Guy:DON'T EVEN GIVE ME THAT THOUGHT! I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES! I think just the thought of that made me lose all the testosterone in my body. We can't be friends anymore if you're going to put these awful images into our heads. This must be how it felt when MK Ultra beemed disturbing thoughts into their subject's head.
Me: It could be much, much, much, much worse. We could be living in HILLSBOROUGH, CALIFORNIA!!!
Guy:DON'T EVEN GIVE ME THAT THOUGHT! I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES! I think just the thought of that made me lose all the testosterone in my body. We can't be friends anymore if you're going to put these awful images into our heads. This must be how it felt when MK Ultra beemed disturbing thoughts into their subject's head.
by LetMePertendThisNameIsCool June 19, 2011
Bella Pizza
A sacred food gifted to mankind by the gods. Very delicious and cheesy with sauce and toppings of your choice. Commonly consumed recreationally or at parties. Bella Pizza is better than sex or weed but when consumed after weed and sex or during its heavenly!!
A sacred food gifted to mankind by the gods. Very delicious and cheesy with sauce and toppings of your choice. Commonly consumed recreationally or at parties. Bella Pizza is better than sex or weed but when consumed after weed and sex or during its heavenly!!
Bella Pizza Hillsborough is beyond amazing
by PIZZA IS LIFE November 23, 2021