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Retarted americans that shoot guns belive in the kkk drink booze all the time. Fuck sheep missing most all their teeth drive crappy trucks with big tires while fuckin their sister. Their hobbys are let's see who stinks worse, shoot the skunk, eat roadkill, don't wipe your ass cause it's fun,taste grandmas pussy,hold up a wal-mart,lets not cut the lawn,leave trash for the coons so we can eat em,my dad is really grandpa,burn the outhouse cause it full,yahoo elvis,and what is it.
great a fuckin hillbilly moved next door guess ill be listing to a bango 24-7.
by tube666 November 17, 2006
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Similar to a redneck but less drunk and obnoxious, nor imbred. See, our trucks are for getting around and exploring the mountains on the back roads, redneck trucks are eye candy that is more expensive than what is reasonable for there income.

Hillbillies are not ignorant, and some may even have education.

Redneck idiots knock up there 2nd cousins and the result is a child with physical and mental illness, whereas hillbillies wear a condom.

Simple. Why complicate shituff.

Rednecks waste 20 bucks on a 12 pack, whereas we spend 20 bucks on sugar and yeast and end up with hooch for 2 for weeks.

Some people call us cheap, but a more hillbilly way of saying that is called thrifty or financially savy.
Opinionated, but these opinions derived from observation and experience.

Not all of us are yanks, some of us are canuckleheads. Our home and native land, eh.
When something is jerry rigged or put together creatively out of other things, it is a hillbilly rig.
I stepped into his shower and he had hillbilly rigged a lawn sprinkler to the pipe as a shower head. True story

I had to hillbilly rig 3 fucked stereos together to get sound from the speakers.
by Eh420 August 14, 2016
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anyone who lacks suffistication, and hates city people
i am a hillbilly
by justinsmith September 07, 2003
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Someone or Family that has more cars up on blocks in their front yard, Than they do in the driveway. Nasty old junk in the yard. Someone that never takes down the Christmas lights.
Poor Hillbilly got 4 cars in the yard.
Rich Hillbilly got 8!
Hey Billy my girfriend got fo teeth, Hell that ante nutthin mines got ate.
by PerryDog January 07, 2007
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A classless uneducated person who is oblivious to social cues and standards of society around them. They have no moral or family values. They do alot of drugs and female hillbillies usually are sponging off someone else money. They love to sit at home and watch Maury and then consequently behave in the same manner. Most hillbillies dont have jobs because they are to uneducated to be anything but a Wal-Mart door greeter. Most of them do not have the reading or spelling capacity beyond the 5th grade level. They don't care what anyone thinks of them, and will sputter out the first hillbilly obscenity that they can get out of their mouth in a moment of anger. Most hillbillies have messed up teeth or no teeth at all. The most common nickname is Mater. They love to do burnouts in front of your house.
When is my dad going to get that hillbilly succubus out of his house?

Oh my god?!? Did you see that hillbillys teeth?

Um, Do you understand anything that this hillbilly wrote?
by Mater Hater March 15, 2011
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poor hick in West Virgina who likes incest
The hillybilly likes cousin lovin'
by Lo!s!er October 15, 2003
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