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A hillbilly is me
A hillbilly is proud of dirt roads and creeks
A hillbilly is all about kicking a friends members ass for shaming a name
A hillbilly makes a family.. blood or not
A hillbilly is not to proud to drag out the vacuum cleaner Crack open a beer wearing a moomoo getting ready to cook Thanksgiving dinner and sit a chair directly in front of that oven turn on vacuum and clean that oven out with the vacuum hose listening to my tunes as loud as possible...enjoying every second of life..as a hillbilly
Being a hillbilly is a rare breed we don't give one lick of another's thoughts we got God's grace and are full of farts
by PRETTY IN COPPER February 01, 2017
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Simple folk know for there warm hospitality and readiness to fire shot guns at strangers also know as "Cletus" or "Hick Yuk"
by VisOne March 24, 2003
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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someone better educated and more entrepenueral than the average resident of Cincinnati....am one
You hillbillies are taking over the place.
by Douglas Ison April 03, 2004
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Donkey Punch Plush

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Someone who shoots "varmints" with his/her rifle and squaredances in the wee hours of the morning, often at "hoedowns". They say words lyke "spiffy" and "nifty" and enjoy playing the banjo and harmonica. They typically wear overalls with one of the straps undone, straw hat, and no shoes and have a piece of straw hanging outta their mouth. And when they laugh, they dont say hahaha, they say "ahurhur!"
hillbilly 1: Howdy Bobby joe! Ready to go a varmint huntin'?
hillbilly2: Sho nuff cuzzin!
by Heather September 09, 2003
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n. People, primarily in the Appalachian region of the South, who are isolated from civilization and cannot therefore assimilate into modern culture. They differ from rednecks in, that, rednecks live in close proximity to both civilization and modern culture, however, they choose not to assimilate, whereas a hillbilly cannot assimilate.
"He lives a ways, yonder over the mountain, 'bout 100 miles from the city, he's a true hillbilly"
by Z Ellmo September 08, 2006
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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A high-elevation redneck.
Jed found him some Texas Tea and is going to become a Beverly Hillbilly.
by MrMasters December 06, 2012
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Britney Spears is a hillbilly
by luizza July 07, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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