1. Head Change: after hitting it once or twice you start to feel somewhat light, maybe carefree, or that you're head is buzzing
2. Chillen- you are suddenly calm and relaxed
3. Buzzin- things might start to be funny and suddenly everything seems to be from a different perspective
4. HIGH- you've finally achieved your goal! you're probably laughing at every word that comes out of your friend's mouth and your eyes are probably bloodshot and squinty by this point- congrats!
5. Trippin- this state is past high- and you usually have to smoke a lot more to achieve this state. You're probably start saying weird things and having insane thoughts. This can also be associated with a body high where you feel crazy sensation- uncontrollable laughter is still taking place
6. FAAADDEEDDD- where youre so faded that all you can say is BRO, IM FAAAADDDEDD
7. So Fucking High- this is usually where you are simply too retarded to do anything other than laugh at stupid shit or listen to music and eat. This is a great point, but the comedown is probably going to be a bitch
8. Baked/Stoned- after achieving a great high, this phase is the begginning of the comdown where all you want to do is eat and sleep.
I've noticed that there can be silences among the smokers after smoking, of which is not an awkward silence, but that everyone is merely in such deep thought, that there is no need for conversation. Then someone will speak up and say some random thing and there will be a 10 minute long conversation about it by everyone.
I've also noticed that the song "I want you (she's so heavy)" by The Beatles is a wonderful song to listen to while stoned.
pretty much it is the most wonderful and fun feeling you can ever have.
so go buy some weed, light a joint, and toke up.
Smoker 2: "Oh shit, im so high right now"
1. You start feeling really funny.
2. Sometimes you feel as if your body is shaking cause some parts of your body might start getting tingly or numb.
3. You laugh at everything, even the simplest of things, such as your cat meowing.
4. If you're getting in bed with your laptop and you're trying to get in a nice comfortable position, you feel like you're having an epic fight with your laptop (happened to me).
5. You start conversations with people on facebook or AIM that you most likely wouldn't do if you weren't high, simply because you're high and you're not worried about anything bad happening. For that moment, you're not shy or reluctant to talk to them.
6. You're not afraid to risk awkwardness or embarrassment.
7. Everything just feels so wonderful.
8. You feel really optimistic about everything. You don't have any bad thoughts.
9. You feel as if nothing can possibly go wrong.
10. Masturbation feels 10 times better. Seriously, jacking off while you're not high can't even remotely compare.
11. You feel really good about life, period.
12. Food tastes fucking amazing.
13. Movies become 10 times funnier.
14. Life is good.
guy 2: oh sorry man haha, i was busy jacking off for an hour...i was high too
guy 1: FUCKIN SWEET!!!
"the six-footer always hits the spot,and gets me high in one hit"