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A C&W song recorded by George Jones:
High Tech Red Neck MayBerry meets StarTrek He's a bumpkin, but he's plugged in High Tech Red Neck |
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| 1. | High Tech Red Neck | ||
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Someone whose Windows wallpaper is peeling. bubba: how come y'all got dat ol newspaper duck-taped over yer computer screen?
htrn: dat's so's da neighbors cain't be lookin in thru mah Winderz! |
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Someone who doubles the value of hiz truck by installing a radio in it. bubba: dat shore looks better'n dat hole in yr dashboard.
htrn: yeah, and one of these dayz i might git it ta work! |
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| 3. | High Tech Red Neck | ||
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Someone whose car in the driveway is propped up on old IBM AT cases instead of concrete blocks. bubba: is dat car ever gonna run agin?
htrn: i dunno, i sold da wheelz fr beer money. |
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| 4. | High Tech Red Neck | ||
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Someone who thinks da Information Superhighway might be a good place to hunt fr road kill. bubba: mmmnn...boy howdy, these chips are good
htrn: hang on an i'll go back out an scrape some more off da road fur ya |
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Someone who uses a spreadsheet to keep track of which reletives he's slept with...and how much they charged him. bubba: how much do you pay fr sex?
htrn: a nickel's a nickel, a penny's a penny, kinfolk pussy is as good as any. |
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| 6. | High Tech Red Neck | ||
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Someone who patches da holez in da roof of hiz trailer with free aol discs. bubba: hot damn! version 9 is here at last!
htrn: good! git up thar on da roof & fix it before it starts ta rain agin. |
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Someone who has a T-3 line running to his outhouse. bubba: say, where d'y'all keep yer sears catalogue?
htrn: hit's rat chair under da router. |
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