Doctor: Multiple chinese burns, two black eyes, a very sore noogie and a wedgie so bad we can't seem to find the underwear.
Nurse: So what is it this time, doc?
Doctor: Poor Janet here had her first day of High School. She immediately burst through the doors, running through the hallways singing about how working together can help you achieve anything.
Nurse: So what happened?
Doctor: She was brutally attacked by the other children. It's the 3rd case today.
And that, children, is why you should never watch any disney channel shows, expecially High School Musical.
Loser 2: Ya dude it was awesome!!!!
Loser 1: Did you hear they are making sequels?
Loser 2: Ya 2!!! OMG THATS SO AWESOME!!!!!
Non-Loser: Disney is so fucking pathetic they haven't had a single original idea in a decade and all they do is put out sequels because they are money-grubbing bastards who don't care about the quality of their movies.
2. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE High School Musical. Zac Efron and Corbin blu are sooooo hot.
3. Person 1 -I can't wait till prom. Probably my girlfriend and my ex best friend, who she left me for, will admit they were actually just planning a surprise party for me and then we'll all break out in song and dance.
Person 2 -Dude that's NOT going to happen...
Person 1 - IT WOULD IN HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!!!
4. Vanessa Ann Hudgens couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.
A. The actors sucked even though some of them were actual good
B.the plot has NOTHING to do with real life
C. it just plain sucks
Girl who knows what real life is: It sucks!!
This is probably one of the main reasons why High School Freshmen have a tendency to act so retarded, because they are convinced that High School is like some 'fairy tale musical'. High School students should(hopefully) know better.
Anyone over the age of 14 who likes this movie should be slapped.
The most misleading shit ever.
Ashley: liek omg yeah! zac is sooo hot i would totally buy him some american eagle crap!
loser #2: really?
loser #1: in theaters too.
loser #2: we should be like (name of hsm character)and (name of another hsm character) today
loser #1: okay!!
both losers dance and act gay like hsm that day and end up getting shot by a suicidal nerd who decided to take their lives instead of a teachers and himself because it was so horrible and he was cheered by everyone (that hated high school musical)