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kids who wear ray ban glasses, have scragely beards,have "vintage" ironic t shirts,wear fedoras and ride road bikes/fixies. if you like picking low hanging fruit in the form of winning a debate youl want to have a word with them, or punch them, or both. they are douche bags. they go to chipotle to think theyre gritty by eating faux-mexican food. either they grow out of it, or take it with them to college.there they become trust fund fags who go to the record store to walk around for like an hour then drink starbucks and ponder shit that really doesnt affect you or me. henry rollins pwned these tools in this vid on youtube.
high school hipsters
by a damaged inconvienent SPOOF December 31, 2011