The 2011 term for a very forrsted twat. Unexplored or not, the hidden valley still draws in lost travelers from vegas.
Comrade: Dang, she looks like she's fine in bed.

comrade 2: No dude, trust me. all you find is the hidden valley ranch.
by Dr. Schevenko April 23, 2011
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when you jizz between her asscheeks then squeeze till the booty hole is hidden
person one: hey man how was your night with your lady?

person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?
by granolamom July 15, 2022
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