Stupid lazy, uncultured, angry, poor, and bored white person (generally) with little or no tolerance to anyone different than themselves.
The hick thought it was 50 cent draft night, he was so distraught about having to pay a whole dollar he complained about it for the next 5 days.
An individual who resides in Orfordville, WI.
A hick rides his tractor to school.
1. a noun; A derogatory term describing or referring to a person from a rural background or community. The noun hick usually describes lower class whites raised in rural areas on trailer parks or hog farms. Generally used more for Midwesterners and people from southern Ontario than Southerners (see: redneck)
General defining characteristics of a hick: Protestant upbringing, usually Baptist; racist and sexist opinions; does not attend collage ; dumber than a post. They often have poor grammar and drive pickup trucks. They care very little for the environment and often do not realize that their livelihood farming, is dependent upon a healthy and stable environment. However they are not solely farmers. In fact most hick's live in rural areas and live off welfare because they are too stupid to know how to farm.
They can usually be identified through the usage of the following words. Y'all, Yous (They fail to recognize that you can be both plural and singular) We's Thems, etc.
Thus they have poor comprehension of vocabulary and basic tenants of the English language.
Kerri Lee Smith: Thems people from the city are such butt fucking idiots.
Me: I can't believe how stupid my roommate is. I cannot believe she just said that yet spent all weekend being fucked in the ass, thus failing to see the irony of such a statement.
I wish she would just drive her pickup truck back to her fucking trailer park.
Further Example: (In hick writing) "Yous people turn them alarm Clocks of! Its 1:30 PM in the morning! I cant gets no sleep cuz of yous butt fucking idiots! I'm horney!"
"I pokes my urethra with a Pencil to get them bacterias out"
N.B. My Roommate Kerri Lee Smith is such a huge fucking hick. She calls all people from the city butt fucking idiots and usually demonstrates poor grammar. E.g using expressions such as "good on ya", "sure as fuck",
A derogatory term for certain rural dwellers used to play up the overrated hype of urban conformity. Hicks reject modern doctrines of chasing class, sophistication, and materialism either outrightedly, or because they can't be bothered with venturing out of their simple yet humble lifestyles. They tend to not worry about insignificant things like trends and fashions and sometimes walk into the bank wearing their "shitkickers" to enjoy disgusted reactions. They are often called old fashioned but know that the urban community established by capitalist bankers and freemasons with too much money and power is only a temporary thing that like most fads will go out of fashion in due time. Too one's disgust, "City slickers" and urbanites who are generally regarded as being more refined or worldly have earned more favorable names like "gentleman", "intellectual", "beau", and "smoothy" mostly due to the fact that they, the ones in control of urban hubs and centers are also the ones in control of mass public influence, and the English language for that matter. After all, the country people are responsible for the bucolic plague!
After Bush got elected for his second term, the Waits family said "the hell with this fascist crapola!" and retired to the country to be hicks.
People that wear plaid.
Listen to country.
Rock beer guts.
Fail in school.
Live on a strict diet of beef jerkey and sunflower seeds.
These freaks a nature are usually from Wisconsin.
Alicia- WHOA look at those hicks!
Teresa- Must be from Wisconsin.
George W. Bush.... need I say more?
with a hick running the country what do you expect to happen?
Characteristics of an extreme stereotype hick: lower class white person who wears nascar and/or wwf attire, jnco jeans, sweaty tanktops, lives in a trailor, has a ton of junk in their front law and probably has second or third cousins living with them.
Hicks like nascar and wrestling.