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A pedophile of the non human sort. A hollow, Destoryer of playgrounds, and molester of young children.
Guy#1: "Dude! Did you see that thing over there!?"
Guy#2: "Yea, man. It was HUGE!"
Guy#1: "... That poor child..."
Guy#2: "Damn Hexapodus, LOCK YOUR CHILDREN AWAY!! DON'T LET THE HEXAPODUS RAPE THEM!!"

*Both shiver and run in fear, and hears distant screaming in the background*
by Lawliet Ryuuzaki April 19, 2008

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