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3.
A male who is considered an alpha male, think Conan the Barberian, Hulk Hogan. A true Hetty loves vagina, drinking, and punching things.
Did you see that guy? He loves vagina, meat, and beer. He is a hetty.
by jrm21980 January 05, 2012
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1.
(adjective) Typically used in the jam band subculture (those who follow bands like Phish or Widespread Panic) to describe a modern-day hippie. A hetty chick will wear hemp sandals, no bra, have dreadlocks, and still manage to be sexy.
Let's get to the music festival and hit on some hetty chicks.
by Jeff L. March 23, 2007
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2.
lot slang for "heady"
this town is so hetty we should be able to score some totally dank nuglets
by vwhitey September 24, 2007
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4.
Derived from Hetty Wainthropp, a retired working-class woman who has a knack for jumping to conclusions. A 'Hetty' is finding an obscure, tentative and often completely ridiculous reasoning to an event that has taken place.
Jimmy: Oh no! The whole computer network has gone down and I was on for a high score in bubbles. How has this happened??

Caz: Well I saw Tommy eating a sandwich earlier which we all know he never normally does, he's a wheat crunchies man. He must be responsible for this.

Claus: Oh hello, Caz is doing a Hetty again! The hoe...
by IvorHardie September 23, 2009
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5.
noun, adjective

sometimes used in the gay community to describe breeders (see: heterosexual) while doing something stereotypically heterosexual - man acting masculine, girl overly flirtatious with a male.

Jamie: "There are so many hetty's coming to the club tonight"
Jordan: "Dammit, I can never tell with some of them"

" I hope I don't hit on a hetty when I get drunk"

"Man, you are such a hetty... gosh."

I wish that hetty would stop hitting on my girlfriend.... doesn't he know shes a lesbian?
by Elisabethe November 13, 2006
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6.
*a horse like person who slags of tea pot hats, managing to be attractive whilst being a animal.
Reiss: Look at her!
Holly: That is one mighty fine hetty!
by Hetty! April 19, 2005
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7.
short for hetrosexual or straight.
Used by angry gays like me to confuse straight guys. Hetty usualy depicts 'stupid straight guy'
Damn he is hot, he is hetty though.. Fucking hetties with eat anything that smells like fish!
by richard reeves October 03, 2004
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