If there was a hell this town would be the gate way. Most of the IE or 909 is a better and safer place to live because all the trash sold their average houses and moved to a new 3500 sqf track home in Hesteria opps I mean Hesperia.
My property value in Corona went up 37% when all my trash neighbors move to Hesperia.
The foremost lamest piece of crap town I've ever known in the history of for-fuckin' ever. The roads are crappy, the people are stupid, the houses are multiplying and the weather is ridiculously shifty, you never know exactly what season tomorrow will be due to the local climate and circumstances. Many believe it was built on an Indian burial ground and that could be indeed the reason as to why the clouds sometimes just flat-out circle this hell of a city and pass us by without the rain we want. There isn't a movie theatre, major arcade, large pizza place or drive-in theatre in the town. The city also goes dead after about 8 p.m. because nobody here likes having fun or doing anything in public. Most adults here work either in the small shops, diners, small businesses or for the school/park district. Oh, and half this city is full of FUCKTARDS!!!
"Hey let's go to the arcade," says one friend.
"But we'd have to go the next city just for a Scandia!" says another.
"Shit!!! I hate Hesperia!!!" says the first friend as he begins walking towards the bus stop.
a location consisting of someone knowing someone knowing someone else from hesperia. no matter where i'm at or whom i'm talking to, someone knows someone from hesperia.
"my babys mommas daddys sister knows your friends lovers ex-boyfriend from hesperia."
"i took an internship in london and my roommate's friend is from hesperia"
"i live in los angeles and yet, half of my circle of friends are from hesperia but i didn't meet any of them until moving to la."
It is home to the band Sublime !
And the Mesa is full of nice homes and rich people
"I live up on the Mesa in Hesperia,"
"Damn you must be rich"
A town filled with the ugliest people on earth due to incestual relationships. They are always filled with acne and are most likely uncircumcised. They also cheat at life and love to make fun of homosexuals.
Hesperia is a piece of shit.......tumbleweed.