Friend 2 - "we can never speak again, :O i am a heskeynite a follower of Heskeyanity, sworn to fight for Emile Heskey for life"
Followers of Heskeyanity usually have shrines of Heskey in their homes. They are expected to worship their God up to 3 times a day.
Heskeyanity is a very small and a very new religion, but is rising steadily. Today, there are estimated to be up to 300,000 followers of Heskeyanity, many of them English.
B: I am a strong believer of Heskeyanity."