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(n - Little trails of assblaster residue that form parallel lines in the drawers from repeated assault.

(n)- Chocolate type strips, varying in color and stench (depending on the prior 8 hour intake) that coat all forms of undergarments. Usually put there by poor wipeage or heavy SBD's.
Man....did you here Tom's assblaster?? Someone is going to be sporting some Hershey Strips for the rest of the day!!
by Italian Snarkz November 05, 2007

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