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A very interesting creature, thus being 33% fish, 33% snake, 34% adorable and 5% maple syrup. Regularly attacked by large black Barks-a-billion creature and annoying obnoxious meowing Purr-bug.

Also the defender of cocktopus infections, and has the only known antidote for such issue.
Herpes on Toast got rid of the cocktopus infested creature!
by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010
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